Sponsors of the PSLL
These are a bunch of sponsors I think might appeal to you, the PSLL audience. I can't fit everything in the advertising bars, so the excess goes here.
Okay, I'm beat. Is this post enough for you people? Hell, I need a vacation. Tell you what, in the future, if I take a vacation, I'll let you know. Know what else? Subscribe to the feed and you'll know exactly when the PSLL updates.
Almost forgot! Buy some porn. Listen, NastyDollars, the world's biggest porn company on the web, just put out a giant mega-site that includes all of their reality-based porn. If you want more porn for your buck, this is the place to go. And there's tons of free samples. (Some days, I feel like a drug dealer.)
Still looking for more pron? Try Iteens.com. This site is one of the most popular pron sites on the 'net.
And that's it for today. Thanks for coming. Visit College Wild Parties for some excellent, high quality pron, and I'll see you next!
Finally, let me leave you guys and gals with an excellent paysite. This one is called Brutus Black. It's about, well, it's pretty easy to tell, ain't it? It's about a physically impressive black guy bedding a bunch of women. I recommend it. Enjoy!
I want to point everyone to a hot paysite I think you're gonna like. There's this woman - a hot, busty redhead - who goes around fucking all these black guys with huge cocks. It's kind of insane. Check it out! They got free pics and videos too.
As a Halloween treat I'd like to bring you, the PSLL audience, the cutest cosplay model I've ever seen. Her name is Alisa Marie Farrington.
She started out as a little girl who liked to make her own costumes for conventions. Cosplay is short for Costume Play. It's a hobby where people dress up as their favorite video game and anime characters for video game and anime conventions.
I'm not sure how I first ran across this girl, but after I did I couldn't forget her. She's got the hottest body of maybe any model I've ever seen. I can't stop looking at her. (See, It's not my fault I'm a pervert, it's her fault for being so fucking hot!)
I'm not sure why she stands out as compared to all the other models on the Internet. Maybe it's her nerdiness? Her intelligence? Her complete inability to pose for the camera? I swear to God, there's not one pic of her smiling in existence. She always has that lets-cut-the-bullshit-and-get-down-to-business look on her face. Or something. Enigmatic - that's the word.
There's lots of good places to find Alisa online:
She's inspired a huge discussion over at the PortalofEvil.com
Here's her cosplay site. There are tons of pictures here.
Various pics people have taken of her from conventions and the like: 1, 2
Not sick of her yet? Well, you're about to get overload: Her MySpace page (it's private), Her LiveJournal
Oh, you want pictures? How about checking out some of her free galleries?
Striping In Backyard, Beautiful Angel From Heaven, Naked In Bed, Hooters Girl, Teasing In Hallway, Supergirl Thong, Watch This Tigeriss Purr, Classy Lingerie Pinup Girl, Buxom Coconuts Hula Girl, Gothic Schoolgirl, Pigtails and Cherry Dress, Striping On Couch, Pirate Girl Will Shiver Your Timbers, Sexy Blacklight Armor, Sexy Stars and Strips, Naked Blue Streaks, Bubble Bath Fun, Grab Your Lightsaber For This Star Wars Fangirl, Naked By The Pool, Plays Outside In Her Thong Bikni, Sheer Top, Tube Top, Takes Off Lace Lingerie, Wet Wicked Weasel, Sexy Halloween Baby, Tease Before Christmas, Wet T-shirt Fun Times, Blue Bunny Shirt, Topless Lingerie Tease, Lingerie, Merry Christmas, Hentai Inside, Tight Vinyl and Zippers, Bubble Bath Romance, Fun With Foam, Sheer Purple Bra, Pink Lingerie Tease, Naked Bubble Butt
I hereby crown Alisa Marie Farrington the Queen of the Nerds! I love you. Marry me?
Happy Halloween!
After reading an article about a 19-year-old kid making $600,000 in four weeks from selling penis pills I thought, damn! Ok, that's it, I gotta get in on this action. I don't care if it's bullshit. Maybe everyone buying them is buying for fun? Yeah, okay, that's the pitch. Hmmmm. You know what? Why fight it? I'm going to give you, the customer, what you want. So, without further delay, here are simply the best penis enlargement products on the market. (You know the Phallic Master knows--I am the master of all things phallic, after all. There are a lot of these on the market, but this company is the market leader. They also have the most credible products.) This company is also notorious for driving a spam-hater to make death threats. And, best of all, their products are guaranteed!*
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