...the Master of Penis, the Sultan of Schlong, the Encyclopedia Phallatica. He is the owner of www.penissizelinks.com and is one of the few people on this planet that has all the definitive answers about the male member. This is one of the most amazing sites. Its totally free and you can learn anything you want to know about your dong.
--GetLaidRadioShow.com
There are many links to many answers to many questions that many people have - mostly relating to, well, penis size. It's unbelievable how much time people spend thinking about this. Go check it out: it's fun and informative, and should set your (yes, your!) mind at ease. It claims to be very unbiased - the Phallic Master proudly states that he makes all his money by selling porn and is thus not incentivised by drug or penis-enlarger-making companies.
--JustUpTheDose.BlogSpot.com
Don't be fooled by the title of Penis Size Links List. This site is far more than this simple title suggests. With links to adult material covering just about every subject, this simply designed buffet of information gives you every possible fact about the male member you could possibly want (and some you probably don't). It's fun, irreverent, and just plain addictive. We marked it as one of our favorites - you should too.
--FreddyAndEddy.com
All sections on the site are packed with links leading to all kinds of sites related to penises and penis size. I had a great time surfing the "Other Stuff" section and enjoyed reading up on evolution and penis size.... call me a nerd.
--Monica at Monica's Porn Reviews
Okay, this site is for those of you who obsess over penis size and wonder if you or your lover is of average size, too small and all the rest of that jazz. Penis Size has links to everything you could possibly want to check out in regards to penis size. You can view surveys, professional opinions, amateur opinions and a whole lot more. Check it out!
--Koi at Very-Koi.net
The ultimate link site for the size curious.
--FetishBank.net
Although this is not really a fetish site, we thought we must link to it, because it deals with this very important subject.
--FetBot.com
A suprisingly large number of people come to Zexx looking for pictures of small penises. This is a difficult category to find but at last there's help in the form of this links list. The site deals with penises of all sizes, large and small. There are links to email lists, celebrity penis size rumours, surveys, personal sites etc. It is really extensive and if you go through it you will find those elusive small penis pics, along with pics of massive cocks and as much info as you could ever want on penises. A thumbs up!
--Zexx.com
I noticed a sudden spike in hits on my blog after the Pecker Monologue post. It turns out that I got a "Wow awesome article on penis size" mention on the website "Penis Size Links List". Golly, what an honor! *bows*
--SoOregonObserver.BlogSpot.com
Offers a variety of links to sites that have information related to penis size. There's a lot of info here, which is good.
--SexCollective.com
Holy shit i am so... proud? This website linked to me. Uhm, I think we can all shut down the internet now. I have won. I have won at the Internet.
--Jhorna.WordPress.com
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What's hot? Lilly Allen. What's hotter? Lilly Allen talking about penis size. I like that song of hers, but my enjoyment of her act is enhanced by the fact that she's super-cute. She's like a non-slutty Britney Spears. I don't know what I like better. Will this girl ever shut up about penis size? I hope not.
Search for "penis" on this page. Just a little comment from an anonymous websurfer, but apparently David Lee Roth can't shut up about his penis size when he's wasted. He must be big?
Q: "I am a 21-year-old male with a pretty large, uncircumcised penis. For many reasons, I am very happy about this, however my only complaint is that I tend to have problems with condoms." Yeah, whatever dude. Dear columnist, I have a problem, my penis is huge. Would you like to see it?
Men's sexual problems linked to an inactive lifestyle.
Not for the faint of heart: Botched circumcision. I wonder what percentage of circumcisions will be botched under the best of conditions. Now think about all those Mohels out there using their mouth. This circumcision thing is pretty messy. It's surprising any of us still have our penises! Christ, we're lucky we survive childhood with our genetalia intact. What the Hell is wrong with the world? Keep your Jesus off my penis.
"Porn star Ron Jeremy has confirmed a three year old Page Six story that he did indeed show Paris Hilton what she wanted to see of him after she showed him what he wanted to see of her." Ahh Ron Jeremy. The luckiest man alive? There's a wonderful documentary about his life. Also, check out this awesome true story about Ron Jeremy getting some tail. Damn, maybe he is the luckiest dude alive!
The Penile Suspensory Ligament: Abnormalities And Repair.
Nice little article on vaginas
Wow, Bob Saget brings the sick and twisted once again with "Farce of the Penguins".
Wow, big story about penis size. Not a bad story either. And it's written by a horny college girl. This is a good piece. This girl has some brains. If you check out some of her other articles you'll find some good stuff in there as well.
Great great great article on circumcision.
Is it circumcision month? Here's another good article.
OMG, you're penis is smaller in space! Hear that sound? That's the sound of a million nerds deciding in unison that exploring space is no longer a goal of humanity.
Cameron Diaz talking about her boyfriend's penis size! Okay, it's safe to add her to the celebrity size queens list.
Is it okay to put a penis pic on MySpace? I guess so.
Ha ha, pic of bird sitting on statue's penis.
Q: I'm a 32-year-old male ashamed of my penis...
Build a snow penis, get fined. Here's a pic of the snow penis in question. This guy's pretty talented.
Nice recap of current human reproductive research.
Okay, that's all for today. Buy some pron and I'll see you next!
What's up?!? Hey, it's been awhile. I got wrapped up in another project. Not much gonig on here in penis size land. Just trying to make a quick buck. Help me out and buy some porn? Sweet. Are you itching for more penis size info? Just say the word.
Apparently African men who get snipped are no more likely to engage in risky behavior. Yeah, they know they have a lower chance of contracting HIV, but maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe men just take any opportunity to fuck, consequences be damned. Makes sense to me.
You think it's bad when a guy at the post office "goes postal", try a doctor. Uhh, isn't this why we invented capital punishment?
Hey, it's a new, tell-all, rock and roll memoir.
It's all the way at the end, but here's a nice little recap of recent penis-enlargement mishaps. Okay, don't get your penis enlarged. That's all I really need to say on the subject. With so many penis-enlargement horror stories out there, I can't believe anyone is still willing to go under the knife. What if the guy's having a bad day and decides to dice your schlong up for heaven's sake? Yeah, then you'd be screwed. (Unless you were willing to grow some arm-penis. But I doubt this arm-penis will be half as good as the original.) May God go with your penises.
The history of Latin American circumcision. The author says cicumcision plays no role in female sexual pleasure. This probably not true. Hmmm, 50,000 years of evolution versus weird religious or pseudo-scientific ideas? The evolution wins. Oh, and for those still not convinced to stop the cutting, think of it this way: Circumcision makes your penis smaller. You're cutting some off, see. Why would you want to do that to your son? Come on guys, some of us need whatever we can get.
A pro-circumcision article. Except for the AIDS thing, it seems to me that keeping your foreskin clean will alleviate 99% of problems in uncircumcised penises. Am I missing something here? Oh and being teased in a locker room? What the Hell kind of argument is that?
Colorado is anti-penis. Who knew? Can someone make a list of differences between pro-sex and anti-sex cultures? I'd be really curious. Although deep down I know correlation is not causation. The US is anti-sex for a reason. Who knows why? Doesn't really matter though, we'll always be this way. Maybe I should move to Denmark? Germany? France? London? Australia? Damn. I bet it's no different. The grass is always greener.
Curious about what it's like behind-the=scenes at Playgirl? Hey, I ain't forcing you to click the link!
So now China is considering cutting everyone's penis down to size. Thank goodness it doesn't look like they're going to go through with it. I got a question about this circumcision business: It's already been proven that women derive more sexual pleasure from an uncircumcised penis, does an intact penis effect fertility? I ask because it's been long thought that female sexual pleasure might have something to do with aiding fertility. Hmmmm, where's the science?
A witty retort, or an old battle-axe - you decide. I'm a little young to be considering cosmetic surgery, so I'll withhold my opinion.
Interesting little discussion of prostate cancer therapy. Yeah, your junk will be shrunk. What can you do?
Oh man, another guy gets in trouble for sending pics of his penis. Guys, can you quit doing this? Just post your dick pics on the Internet like nature intended.
The evolution of the penis from a cross-species point of view. This is more than most people want to know. That's why I'm posting it on the PSLL.
Our ongoing fascination with Whales.
Awwwwww, little boy from impoverished nation gets a cosmetic procedure on his penis. It's enough to warm your...heart.
A little article about cicumcision complications.
A review of the Kama Sutra from an Indian writer.
More on Justin Timberlake's relationship with his mother and grandmother. Uhhhh...weird.
Wow, it's common in India to abort malformed fetuses. I wonder what the incidence is in other parts of the world? How many babies aren't born because they're not perfect? Ancient peoples used to abondon babies that weren't perfect. I guess we do the same thing in modern societies, but we do it before the kids are born.
Want to cure your erectile dysfunction? Eat right and stay in shape. Yeah, I've said it before. But hey, at least the experts agree with me on this one.
Deadly horse sex, Sundance, and a secret beastiality society. I hope this flick gets distribution. Or at least makes Pirate Bay.
Plastic surgery capital of the world?
Since I always take the time to berate college co-eds for their juvenile sex columns, I'll link to an article about one of the more famous authors. What is it I hate so much? Probably their early success. Hell, if I would've written about sex in college, no one would've cared, because I have a penis. Oh wait, I did. Oh well. Here's the sure-fire guide to achieving success as a female writer: 1) Write about sex 2) Profit!!! Yeah, you don't even need a step three on that one. What people fail to comprehend is that 90% of people surfing the Internet are horny men looking for something to jack-off to. That's why these female sex writers (especially the young, attractive ones) are so popular. There are some very good female sex writers, but somehow they don't get the attention. Maybe having a little apprehension as regards sexuality helps you connect with a female audience. What else could it be?
Uhh, don't enlarge your penis?
As if we needed more bad news about prostate cancer.
Penis power? Man's quest for one-ups-man-ship? Interesting article - may not have anything to do with penis size. Or does it?
Wow, if you're a teacher, don't ask your kids to draw penises! Look, guys, don't do anything that may expose anybody to a picture of a penis. Seriously. If you make porn, you got to preface everything with "pictures of penises inside!!!" (Don't forget the extra two exclamation marks.)
India's penis-size-gate (contorted enough for you?) has prompted a size study. Hey, didn't they already have one? Isn't that what caused the controversy? Oh well, I'm not going to pretend to understand. Maybe they want to find some different numbers? Are they really looking to find hand/foot/penis-size correlations? They would be the first. Scientific studies up to now have found no correlation. What am I missing here? At least they aren't trying to fudge data in an effort to get their country into an unwinnable war. See what I did there? I made penis-size-gate a story about Dubya. That's called "blog skills", bitch.
Phallic fence found offensive. Damn, wish I could find pics.
Erectile dysfunction as a sign of heart disease? Not a new idea for the PSLL. Take heed!
A follow-up to the mad-penis-mailer story. What's with this guy? Don't men understand that for most women if they could outlaw sex, they would. That's why it's such a sensation when a woman writes about sex and comes off as sex positive. It's an incredible, beautiful, fragile thing - a woman who loves the ol' in-n-out. But hey, we live in a woman's world today. At least most of us live in a woman's world. War-torn Central Africa, Iraq, Afghanistan - that's what a man's world looks like. Not too pretty. Maybe all the high-testosterone, big-dicked men will kill each other. In another millenium, maybe the difference between men and women will almost disappear. The human race will consist of only asexual, sexless, cute, little 70's troll dolls. The really smart, really dumb, and really violent and aggresive members of the population long since gone. Sweet.
More penis pics on Google maps. Who knew looking at a map could be so pornographic!
Getting to the bottom of peyronies disease.
Erectile dysfunction in half of US men?
And so, our tax dollars at work. Another perv exposes himself to a cop (who he thought was a young girl).
Oh man, that was some heavy lifting. I think this is the longest post I've ever made. Buy some porn and I'll see you next!
Whew, it's been awhile. Did you miss me? Okay, big update today, just to make it up.
Behold, the Village Voice's Best and Worst Sex of 2006 Awards. Lots of former PSLL stories are on the list including Soy-gate which won, The Dumbest Use of Homophobia Disguised as Anti-Tofu Award. I was thinking about Soy-gate and something struck me. There was homosexuality before soy formula. So, Jim Rutz is basically admitting that some homosexuality is biological and natural. Man, I hate to use people's own logic against them, but in this case I'll make an exception. I'd love to see Rutz reason his way out of that conundrum. Although I must admit, soy may be responsible for some degree of feminization. But then again, as I've said before, pollution has proven to be much more feminizaing than soy could ever wish to be. So where's the Christians arguing against pollution? That's what I thought. You're all full of shit. (Well, at least Rutz is.)
A man is abused by his wife. Didn't I link this story before? It couldn't be another wife abuse story, could it? I tell ya, females abusing makes is more common than you think. It all starts with the abuser's low self-esteem whether male or female. They need help. But so does the victim who stays in the relationship despite the abuse - who also has low self-esteem. Know what? It sucks being ugly.
pic of a penis smoking a cigarette. There's more to this article, but I don't care.
Again, man sends picture of penis to women, bad shit goes down. (And he's a celebrity.) Guys, if there's one thing I've learned in life and in managing this site, it's that women don't want to see our penis. They don't want to see pictures of penises. They barely want to look at your penis even if they're in love with you. Yeah, I know, hard for us men to believe. After all, we men want to see every part of all women almost all the time. So it makes sense that women want to see us men too, right? Wrong. Yet another difference between men and women.
I swear to God, Ewan McGregor has visited the PSLL. Ewan, if you're reading this, write me. Come on Ewan, I won't out you as a visitor, just confirm my curiosity. I'll even give you a special award. I get 1000+ uniques a day. I'll promote the Hell out of all your projects. Just write me from a William Morris account.
Another celebrity sends pics of his penis to an unsuspecting woman. Haha, listen to this, "If anything, I was hoping for a proper loving relationship - someone to wine and dine me, like in Pretty Woman. Instead I got that. It was disgusting." My only questions: Where are the sluts? Do they exist?
Oh man, I smel screenplay. Can someone get me these pics? I'll fucking pay cash. I ain't joking.
You want a bigger penis because of "Affluenza". See, there is a word for it.
Does the press believe anything? Ewan is obviously shitting the press here, but they believe him! Kinda funny that they printed these comments with no caveat. Okay Ewan, you've earned my respect (and it has nothing to do with your giant schlong).
More on the Screech sex tape. Yup, Screech has a big wang. Somehow, I know everything's gonna be okay.
Dustin Diamond used a penis double? Say it ain't so, Mr. Screech, say it ain't so...
That cute little boy from Who's the Boss is all grown up and posting naked pics of himself on Gay meet-up sites. Whew! That's a lot of exposition in one sentence. Someone got the pics? I'll pay cash!
Hitler had a small penis? Well, we know the guy had one ball too. Before the Nazis took over, the world's first sex-research institute had been founded in Berlin. It was really the genesis of the modern sexual revolution. Many prominent members of the Nazi party sought therapy there. And then the Nazis took over, shut the place down, and burned all their records. Something to hide methinks? Maybe if they could have cured Hitler's problems, WWII might never have happened. I suspect Hitler was impotent. Hell if I didn't spend so much time (ineptly) chasing after women, I might be able to invade France too.
Ooo, circumcision article in Salon. This is some good stuff. The Romans passed laws against circumcision? I guess their society wasn't as brutal and violent as we like to imagine.
Jim Rutz' second to last column on Soy-gate! I got to hand it to Rutz, he's a guy who doesn't give up easily. And he knows how to do his research. Still, no mention of pollution? Pollution has been proven to cause many of the conditions he attributes to soy. So why not attack pollution? I don't get it. Well, we do eat soy and not pollution, but come on!
Q: "He's a lovely guy and we get on really well. He even likes my kids. But the sex isn't good as his penis is very small." Ooo, ouch! what to do? Move on? Some people just don;t "fit" very well.
More circumcision debate. To me the question is, 40,000 years of evolution vs. 9,000 years of human culture - which to respect more? I usually side with the evolution on this one. (And to the fundies, yes there is a such thing as evolution, no the Earth is not flat, and yes the Sun is the center of the solar system.)
More on the HIV/circumcision link. Interesting analysis of the practical problems of implementing mass-cicumcision in Africa. My opinion? It'll never happen. It's bad enough that lots of African men rape virgins to cure their HIV, what's going to happen if the medical establishment tells them circumcision will help combat the transmission? I'll tell you what - uncircumcised men will start to frequent prostitutes without compunction or limits. That'll only make the problem worse. Ah Hell, why am I typing this? Like someone who can influence public health in Africa actually reads my blog. (Do they?)
Haha! Funny penis torture! The war on terror is so awesome! President Bush is our friend! Okay, this story describes violent penile torture. Only read if you're up for it. (On the PSLL tip - wow, this guy must have had a big penis to make this torture possible! Something he can tell the ladies if he ever gets out of Guatanamo. See, I put in a link criticizing the president and related it to penis size. I am God.)
Thor Magnum got caught running a brothel out of his OC home. Damn, I always hear about these places after they're busted.
WTF!?! Prostate cancer therapy shortens the penis?!?! You: Cancer or a shorter penis? ... well? Me: I'm thinking, I'm thinking! Can someone explain to me why this happens? Damn, I guess if I get prostate cancer it won't be treated. Here's a case where the cure might be worse than the disease.
Russian man grows penis on arm. This title is disturbingly literal. You have been warned. Nice penis though. And no, I don't think it's real.
Nice blog post about penis-pump effectiveness.
Just for fun, this blogger dredges up Rasputin's penis. Slow news day? But I think this is a female. It's always a good thing when women write about penis.
The sign of the four-balled penis.
There's some sort of story here involving Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's love life, Crank Yankers, and penises, but I don't have the patience to figure it out. This blog post explains it better than I ever could anyway.
More on Second Life, flying-penis gate.
Sweet video from Curb Your enthusiasm.
It's official, Bush invaded Iraq because Saddam insulted his penis size. I knew there was a logical explanation.
Dilbert creator on his dirtiest strips.
Good discussion on SingleAsianMale.com
Video of some Brazilian Big Brother contestant taking a shower.
The biggest clit you've ever seen? I kinda like it. The blogger is making it out to be way bigger than it really is.
Oh man, I am beat. That is a lot of links. hopefully that'll make up for the last week. Please email me if you got questions (PhallicMaster@PenisSizeLinks.com). Okay, buy some porn and I'll see you next!
How's it going today? Need some penis links? I know I do.
Michael Musto gets interviewed.
Some intersting shows down under. American TV is boring in comparison.
This sounds like an awesome exhibit. Maybe it'll come to the states so I can check it out?
Even the venerated Jim Hightower has to weigh in on Soy-gate.
Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee/Kid Rock gossip. Not much penis size stuff here, but come on, Tommy Lee is a PSLL celeb!
Old forum post that's pretty good.
Good advice column treatment of penis size.
Old article on the class action suit against Enzyte.
The Answers.com entry on Penis. Pretty much only the copied Wikipedia info is good. I guess all other reference guides are now outdated?
Finally, the following clip is subtly called "Van Damme gets a boner"
Buy some porn and see you next!
Hi everybody! How's your new year? Did you drink too much during New Year's Eve? I know I did. I've been working too. Notice the new titles? Now each section has its own title. Hopefully it helps you navigate a little better. I also launched the PSLL T-shirt store. Take a peek, I guarantee you that it's a unique line and you've never seen anything like it before. Finally, I also started up my Sex Blog Toplist. The idea here is that you can find out what the most popular sex blogs are on a daily basis. I'm sure it's going to be a big hit! If you're a webmaster, and you write a quality sex blog, join up! It's free traffic! Okay, I haven't done an honest update in a while, so let's catch up and tackle the penis size news!
A nice recap of 2006's most important celebrity penis size news. If you're a fan of the PSLL, you've probably read almost all of these stories. The Donald Trump item caught me by surprise. Bonus points for referencing the greatest magazine that ever existed: Spy. Someone should seriously put a Spy Magazine collection together on DVD-ROM. I bet you could publish half their articles unedited and they would still seem contemporary.
Recap of the year's celebrity sex scandals from down under. Not too much info here.
Apparently London is taking the effect of pesticides on penis size seriously. Where's Greenpeace when you need 'em? If Greenpeace claimed that one of their goals was to increase penis size worldwide, wouldn't their support increase exponentially? I'm sure it would. All environmental groups should put that on their list. Who's going to argue against having a bigger schlong? Dammit, some environmental group should ask the Phallic Master to craft their PR. I'd have armed crowds rioting in the streets screaming about their manhood in a matter of months.
The Philadelphia Inquirer weighs in on Soy-gate. Every has an opinion on Soy-gate! This has really sparked the public imagination. Maybe it's because something we feed to babies might have negative effects? It's that whole "think of the children" angle. I guess that gets people all riled up.
"I am a 21-year-old college student who is averagely endowed. I see lots of ads claiming to enhance the male member. Do they work? How about surgery?" It never ends! Wouldn't it be easier to find my site with a Google search rather than write a letter to a paper? Just asking!
This story has to be a joke. Ewan McGregor's new movie is about a cute female children's book author played by Renee Zelweger. According to the article, Ewan argued to get his penis in the film even going so far as to suggest they add it to the animated sequences. It can't be true because it's too good to be true. I think Ewan just wants to (constantly) prove he has a bigger penis than any other actor in the world. Hmmmm, I keep hearing about Colin Farrel's junk. Maybe we got a competition here? Hey Ewan, you don't read this site, do you? Have you written me before? Maybe to discuss the size of you own penis? Now I got all sorts of shit running through my head. I had an email exchange with "Tim" about McGregor's penis a couple of years ago. Maybe "Tim" was McGregor? You can read our correspondence in the Letters section.
Great blog about penis-measuring methodology. Oh, if only science were like this!
Anonymous girlfriend missing her ex' penis. Nice site. I might develop an addiction.
Is there something phallic about this Zune ad? Subconscious use of sex to sell?
Finally, an article about bats and their testicles. Wash Rushton right about the inverse relationship between penis size and intelligence? It appears to exist in bats! Make sure you click on the obscene bat pick. It's fucking hilarious. I pray I'll someday find a pic of a bat with 8% testicular mass. This guy is tiny by comparison.
Thanks for everything, my loyal fans! I'll see you next.
Hi everybody! I'm afraid I've been doing some upkeep so this isn't a real update.
I've been working on 2 PSLL related projects. One is the new Sex Blog Toplist! You can see the button above. If you're a webmaster who writes a sex blog, join up to get some free traffic!
Here's a letter from my first signup:
JEEEEEZUSSS I just spent half of Saturday evening reading your entire site, Whew!!!!!!! Very informative although I must admit I have no idea about what Soygate might be, and I think I may be safer not knowing. Also I found the site a bit difficult to navigate, can't find the list only your articles which I will repeat kept me glued to the computer until 3:44 am on a Saturday no less. Anyway buddy I joined your site, but didnt upload a banner because believe it or not I don't have one, any suggestions where I could get one cheap? Thanks for inviting me to join your blog and I promise you I will keep on top of things and try my best to give your and my readers something devilishly sinful every time they visit. Much love
PS: Say NO to circumcision, keep your scalpels away from my hooded buddy.
Hey thanks Ashton! I'm trying to improve navigation. That's my last PSLL maintenence project.
My other project is the PSLL CafePress store! Right now I have a T-shirt emblazoned with "PSLL" so you can subtly identify yourself as a fan. Also, There are T-shirts with the numbers 4 through 23 so you can subtly identify the size of your member! I know, a lot of you never thought this day would come, but here it is. When Jesus sacrificed himself on the cross, I'm sure this is exactly what he had in mind:
Buy some T-shirts, visit Aston's site, buy some porn, check out the Sex Blog Toplist, and have a happy new year! I will be seeing you guys next year.
How's everyone today? Want some links? Good.
It's buried, but if you search you can discover that Enzyte paid out to the OC DA's office. I still think they came out on top. I really should have jumped on that bandwagon when it came along.
A look inside the soy industry. And the plot thickens... I'm starting to believe all these negative things about soy. It would be the best of both worlds if everyone was concerned with pollution as well, but you can't have everything.
Wave inflatable penis at traffic, get charged with disorderly conduct.
Man trapped in abusive relationship. Uhhhh, I was actually in one of these a while back. The only thing to do is run, far away.
Update on the penis pump Ebay-gate. Yeah, you probably don't remember. The story does a nice job of recapping. All it really has to do with penis size is that a pump is being used to embarrass someone. Does it work? Yes. And they go to court. This guy who's on his quest to destroy Straight needs other hobbies. Yeah the organization is shit, but no one really cares. That's probably the saddest part.
Britannica Entry on Bernarr MacFadden
And here he is - the man who invented the penis pump!
A review of "A Mind of its Own: A Cultural History of the Penis". Buy the book here!
"Large Penis is Always Welcome" I gotta watch Rome now. Who knew?
Fleshbot's best sex advice for 2006.
Same joke from yesterday, different nationality.
And that's all folks! See you next!
How's it going? Can't wait for New Year's Eve? I'm thinking about going to Miss Kitty's New Year's Eve here in LA. But I'd go by myself. Why not right? It's a lonely existence being the Phallic Master. Let's get to some links!
Tranny problems. I do keep posting stories regarding transexuals and intersex issues. I guess I think it has something to do with penis size. Surely their problems relate to the offending appendage. I find it a fscinating question: When is one female and when is one male? How big does your penis have to be before you're a man? Then again, if the woman of the story was more feminine overall but had a huge penis, no one would care what bathroom she used. Sex and gender are truly confusing subjects. And I hope these issues have something to do with penis size because I'm posting them.
Out of all the guys Lindsey Lohan has dated, Jared Leto probably has the biggest penis. At least that's what I infer from a single sentence in this article.
Good article about male strippers. I always wished I was a male stripper. A secret little fantasy. I actually met a guy who did it for awhile. He was in Playgirl too and an actor. Not a very successful actor, but he got some roles. He married a cute girl and they moved into a big house in the suburbs. Sound like a perfect fairytale? Somehow, it wasn't a happy existence. And, he made most of his money from a family business rather than stripping or acting or modeling. I also met a pron actor once. Saw the guy's house. He had some dough. And seemed pretty happy. Couldn't hang onto a girlfriend worth shit (but probably didn't want to). Okay, I'm done blowing smoke up your ass. Being good-looking and rich is better than being ugly and poor. Yeah, life is tough - even for the male strippers. But ain't it tough for everyone? In the end the only thing that matters is money. That's why some of the ugliest rich dudes are the happiest clams in the sea. Just look at Donald Trump.
Penis enlargement money funds crime lab. Ahh, law enforcement. A hundred years from now, after the federal and state governments collapse, each local police station will create its own medieval-style fiefdom and they will rule. Wait, maybe they do that already?
Downside of having a big penis. As the Greeks said, everything in moderation.
Interesting blog on trans dyke "equipment". I'm perplexed by the desire to throughly accept the male mainstream anatomy as your own. Why not be happy with what you are? Of course, I have met women who don't try to hide their bodies that much, but live, dress, and act in a masculine way. I guess there are people on all ends of the spectrum. Maybe it's easy for me to throw stones because I feel I'm near the middle. I'm neither too masculine nor too feminine. I'm not bisexual, but I'm really not even interested in most women. I would like to fuck almost every hot woman I see, but I have no emotional connection. I like women who have masculine traits. But I also like feminine traits. Oh well, why analyze it? I fear I'm a freak. I'm 31, have had serious relationships, but they've all turned to shit. I feel I really will end up alone just like my mom. Oh well, who cares? If I ever make enough money, there's always prostitutes. (That's what I tell myself when I cry myself to sleep at night.)
Wow, unsubstatiated sexuality facts. Now that I've seen Jonah Falcon's pepe (on video) I'm more inclined to believe in the semi-mythical exploits of Dr. Jacobus. I still would love to see a copy of his seminal work in pdf form. As far as I know, Dr. Jacobus is a pen name for an 18th century doctor who travelled around the world looking at guys' anatomy (and probably having some sort of weird relations with them too). He ended up writing a book about his travels. That's where we get all his "facts". I have read somewhere that much of his book is fanciful, but I've never read actual copy. There ain't even a Wikipedia article on the dude. It's a shame. I think he's the first real sex scientist. Even before Kinsey. And his exploits are lost to the mists of time.
Here's an interesting torrent: Increase your penis size. I think it's a penis enlargement guide. I haven't taken a peek, so I don't know how great it is.
Is that Sean Connery's wang? I'll let you be the judge. If I could find the Something Awful original, I would post its link.
And that, my friends, is the last of today's links. Sorry I have to go, but we all have other things we need to do. I need to get new glasses (I'm afraid my eyes have seriously degraded as of late due to frequent PSLL updating). And you need to buy some porn! Or join Fling! Either way, I'll see you next!
How was X-mas for everyone? I the Phallic Master had a good time wih the Phallic family. But now it's back to work, right? Okay, let's get to some new links.
More on hermaphrodite deer. I guess it's appealing to think of certain minority behavior as outside the realm of nature such as homosexuality, gender identity problems, and intersexuality. But really it was all there from the beginning. The world is a wacky, wonderful place full of more wonders than most people are comfortable acknowledging.
Soy-gate part 2 and part 3. I gotta hand it to Rutz, he's not the knee-jerk righteous idiot people made him out to be. He has a little bit of sense. Still, he does imply in his latest article that soy - and not pollution - is to blame for current male reproductive problems. As far as I know, that opinion is contrary to evidence. What, do alligators eat too much soy? Hey, can we at least agree that pollution is harmful? At least he backed up his assertions, but by disregarding the effects of pollution he again reveals himself as a right-wing whack job. I'm open to the idea that soy has a negative effect on male reproduction, but what about the proven negative effect of pollution on male reproduction? Why discount that link? Because you want to defend industry and big business as a matter of course?
Cartoon penis saves the world from syphillis.
Guess which penis is Michelangelo's David.
Pat Boone's little Boone. Show me a righteous right-winger fascist, and I'll show you a hypocrite.
Just a message board, but a really funny penis joke.
Penis enlargement facts from Xandria.com. I love accurate info.
Captain Kirk holding a giant penis.
Mysterious penis shrinking. What is causing this woman's boyfriend's penis to shrink? Some have suggested he gained weight. Is it possible that she gained weight? Maybe it's harder to get that thing up now?
Not too much gonig on in penis news today. I'm sure things will pick up. If it's holiday time for you, have a good one. Back at work? Maybe some porn would lighten your mood? See you next!
Back with another penis-rocking update! Enjoy the links!
The first celebrity to laugh off compromising footage. You gotta hand it to this guy and his PR department. They know that a sex scandal - if not illegal or sickly perverted - is good for sales.
Oh, and here's Pete Wentz naked.
A Japanese article covering India's Penis-gate - I think. Something must be lost in the translation because it sounds like the article is quoting a different survey. This article does do a stupendous job at reinforcing stereotypes, however. Ahh penis size, will this subject ever get old?
The penis pump judge is fighting for his pension. Hey, why not? The guy only played with himself while presiding over court. I play with myself while working all the time. I'm doing it right now. I can't believe we've thrown him in jail for this. Aren't there worse things in the world? Give the poor fuck his pension.
Dammit, I don't want anyone complaining that I don't link to enough penis pics. This should satisfy your penis-osity for months. It's a torrent, so try to download it now - today! - with the rest of PSLL's fans.
Haha a joke. Get it? And another one.
Penis size talk and poll from the LovingYou.com forum.
Great clip from the Man Show. I had no idea they did a segment on penis enlargement. I must have missed that episode. It's similar to the amateur segment from a few days ago, but they're both good. (Dammit, it cuts off a Carolla-ism at the end - arrrgh!) N-joy!
Last thing today is me panhandling. That's right. I've tried for years to resist the urge to ask for tips, always hoping that I'd sell enough pron to make this site worthwhile for myself. But I never did. And I've tried many other products. Only the pron sells. I'm thinking about T-shirts too, but I doubt they'd bring the kind of revenue I'd want. In my wildest dreams, this site makes me $1000 a month. Currently, I'm lucky if it clears $100 a month. I guess you've noticed that lately I've put some effort into making more money. It hasn't paid off too well. Yeah, I'm making a bit more, but I can't see making $1000 a month. At the rate I'm going, I might clear that in 50 years. So, I'm going to beg you for tips. I always thought it would have adetrimental effect on porn sales, but the more I think about it, the more I think it makes sense. Maybe you don't want to buy porn. Maybe you just want the latest penis size news. Maybe you would like to help out. I would really appreciate it. I don't know how much longer I can keep this site going at this rate if I don't start pulling in a little more cash. So, how's about it? Are you good for $5 a month or so? I'd really appreciate it. I'm a blogger now, so it's okay. Tell you what, if you people out there in cyber land start donating, I'll make a meter and track how much you're giving me. And then I'll beg for money less often depending on how close I am to my goals.
If everyone pledged to give the PSLL $5 a month, I'd be ecstatic. Click this button to pledge a fixed amount every month:
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Thanks everyone and I'll see you next!
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From the Advocate: Finding love as a transman. This probably won't make my archive. But it is interesting.
A woman writes apology letters to past boyfriends. Uh, you see where this is going...
Small condom ad contest. It looks like India is taking the news with some sense of humor. I can't wait to see these ads!
The long history of Jesus' foreskin.
Leonardo DiCaprio's penis - denied! Leo's lawyers made the site take down the pic. Maybe it was the real thing?
Blogger tries to prove his penis isn't small.
In some places in the world, discussion of penis size isn't a popular subject.
An Indian athlete is stripped of her medal after failing a gender test. I've read a little on this subject, and apparently it's not so cut and dried who is male and who is female. The Olympic gender tests are messy, open to interpretation, and highly subjective. A lot of researchers would say that sex is a continuum. On one end is male and on the other is female. Most people fall in between. What does this have to do with penis size? Well, think about it.
Hilariously good blog post on penis size. And some political criticism to boot. I like this guy's style.
Study: Better-looking men have better semen. I'll let this blogger do all the research. I have a theory that penis size might be some overall indicator of reproductive health. It make brutal sense. If true, you would find penis size to be larger in species where females select mates. Or penis size could be a sexually-selected trait that is completely meaningless - like the peacock tail. Okay scientists, I need a study on penis size as it correlates to overall attractiveness, quality of sperm, and overall health. Get cracking!
That's it, I blew my wad for today. Have a good one and I'll see you next!
Monday! How is everyone? X-mas almost here - you excited? Let's get to some links!
Mistress V humiliates a guy for his small penis.
A good blog post regarding Soy-gate.
Interesting facts from Men's Health. Apparently, women can tell how good a man's sperm is just by looking at him. I hadn't heard about that study. The one about semen displacement I already linked to years ago.
A little blurb about Vincent Gallo and his penis sale. I wonder if anyone's taken him up on this offer. My win a date with the Phallic Master contest has created exactly zero dates for me. Maybe Gallo is having better luck? He did up his price.
Woman figures out a guy has a small penis from listening to a single word.
Interesting essay from the ThundersPlace.com forum.
Some kind of politician sex tape scandal is brewing in Indonesia (I think). This blog post sums it up nicely.
Nice blog post about the Indian Penis-gate.
Don't get a penis enlargement!
What a day! I'm worn out. I hope you got your penis fill. I'll see you next!
Whew, I'm still tired from yesterday. That was a good day for links. Let's see what we can find today.
More fallout from India's Penis-gate. This is an extremely critical article. And well researched.
More on Foley-gate. Apparently Mark Foley was hitting on pages for ten years.
Who knew there was that much misunderstanding of circumcision in the world?
Essay-length question at Answerology.com. I need to award this guy an honorary degree in penisology or something. Great article (even though it's supposed to be a question).
Dr. Andrea answers the most important question in the world.
An interesting anti-circumcision site.
Here's a site you peeps might like. It's sort of like a perverted Drudge Report.
DatingSuperCenter.com on the most important subject in the world.
Just for fun, here's some nude pics of Tommy Lee: 1, 2. Here's the site they come from. But I gotta tell ya, it's in French and I can't figure out how to navigate it.
Sorry it's so brief today. I have other things I need to get to. And the news wasn't too good. But listen, it'll be better in the future and I'll see you next!
Waka waka waka waka - welcome to the Penis Size Links List! How are all yous today? Let's get to some linkage.
Do I have to live in Britain to understand what the Hell is going on in this story? I think it's about a celebrity who's bragging about his penis size. I think. Well, in one paragraph anyway.
Nice little article on circumcision. It goes a little into the history of the procedure in the US as well.
Interview with the authors of the African HIV/circucision study. Am I getting too bogged down in this circumcision stuff? Circumcision does affect the size of your johnson - it removes a piece. Ah heck, this circumcision story will be gone in a week or two anyway.
I couldn't read this article. I'm too squeamish. It's a description of how to do an adult circumcision. I suppose if you were dropped in the middle of AIDS infected Africa, were uncircumcised, and needed to get laid real bad, this information might come in handy.
Interesting article on the emerging lit-whore genre. There's a little bit of penis size stuff in there. Sorry there couldn't be more, but maybe the books will be better.
Ewan McGregor talks about getting full-body makeup on the Pillow Book. So what do you gotta do to have a life like his? Sell your soul to the devil? Oh, I guess just be hot. Damn. I fucked up right there.
Penis jewelry for your bachelorette party. Uh, do I need to link to this? Maybe. Kind of useless? Kind of fun? I'll let you decide. I love the pic though. It's not everyday you see a smiling woman wearing a bunch of tiny penises.
Another blogger weighs in on Soy-gate.
Penile Volumetric Measuring Device. I think this is a great idea! If this is your invention, give me an email. I think an affilliate relationship is in order....
"Q: I Think My Penis is Small is there anything i can do 2 help it grow?"
A blogger weighs in on Chrichton-gate.
Blog discussion about statitstical evidence for large gay penis.
Here's a special treat: A woman blogging about sex. Bonus: She loves to write about penis size. This is a goldmine.
Finally, this is the best vid about penis size and enlargement that has ever hit the Intarweb. Enjoy!
Wow, that was a kick ass set of links for today. Buy some porn and I'll see you next!
Goooooood morning penis-nam!
Ewan McGregor's penis-in-film theory.
Penis size cartoons inappropriate for work email? What, really? Not at the PSLL! (Except I only have one employee - myself.
And more! This Soy-gate story has legs! Is it possible that there really is something to this? The original argument had some merit and the Scientific American writer from yesterday did admit that the subject was at least debateable - and he has debated it for many years. So, what's the truth? Wish I knew. I wonder if there's ever been a study on teens who are still growing using steroids. It would be tough to control for penis size, muscle mass, etc. You'd almost need identical twins. My thoughts are that the soy controvesy will not soon go away. But something else bothers me: What about the synthetics that mimic hormones which we pump into the environment as waste? We know for a fact these chemicals make our penises smaller yet we're concerned with soy? Is the minister who wrote the original article just stupid, has his priorities wrong, or in the employ of Dupont? Please see my science page for more on how pollution affects penis size.
An interesting blog post about the new circumcision findings.
Elephant sex details. Apparently they don't even enter the vagina. Bizarre. Evolution has not been kind to the elephant.
Why did Bush invade Iraq? Tiny penis, of course.
Do all alpha males automatically have a long penis? Interesting message board discussion.
Various animals penis lengths.
From the "Penis contest goes horribly wrong" category.
Paper analysing the benefits of cicumcision.
That's all I got. Buy some porn. Peace out.
How's it going? Itching for some new links? I know I am.
According to lawyer, Girls Gone Wild guy Joe Francis is "well-endowed" Yeah, he was trying to dodge a rape charge. I don't know whether to envy Joe or revile him. Mr. Francis, if you're reading this, I'd like to give you some advice: With great power, comes great responsibility. You could have kept a low profile and dated the hottest supermodels in the world. Instead, you stuck your dick into whatever unsuspecting young hole you could find. Wait a sec, am I criticizing this guy? Oh my God, I think I'm having a personal crisis here.
Michael Chrichton accuses journalist of being a child-rapist and of having a small penis. For those who don't know, post-middle age Michael Chrichton has morphed into a Republican party sycophant spewing propaganda at everyone he can corner including kids playing in front of his house (who he also admonishes with "Get off my fucking lawn!!!") It's kind of sad, really. My theory: His writing fame never got him the pussy he thought he was entitled. And now he's bitter.
Documentary about a Phillipino fertility ritual.
Hilarious blog about penis size and spam.
Awesome blog from a woman. I love it when women write about the subject. It's hot!
Find out how much your penis (and everything else) is worth at HumanForSale.com.
Nice collection of size related articles on this site.
An older article on penis enlargement scams.
Nice blog with video from Not Another Gay Movie.
Hilarious Italian(?) TV commercial for condoms.
And so brings us to the end of another day of links. Thanks for clicking, buy some pron, and I'll see you next!
Hello everybody! Let's get to the links today.
Circumcision may cut HIV risk?!?! Dammit, just when I thought there was no reason to circumcise. Still, Does it make sense if you're not part of a high-risk population? Sure, every baby in Africa should be circumcised, but the US? Then again, is it US circumcision rates that have helped contain HIV in the states? (Although I doubt cicumcision offers much protection during bloody buttsexs.) This is the only piece of data that makes me think universal infant circumcision might be a good thing - at least in Africa.
Anecdotal evidence that soy is turning kids gay.
Can you believe a family having not one, but two intersex kids? Unfucking believeable. What are the odds? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THE PICTURES?!?! Dammit press, what do we pay your exhorbitant salaries for?
Scientific American weighs in on the soy debate. Or should I say, Soy-gate.
A cute little blog on recent penis size controversies. This may not make my archive, so enjoy it while it lasts.
What would I do with a large penis?
Picture of a penis on Google Earth. Yeah I linked to the Digg post. What of it?
Trying Desperately to Measure Up. Did I link to this article before? Ah Hell...
Finally, another great link from James B. Logwriter at Memoirs of a Whoremonger: Blog on penis size.
Hey, want a cool jerkoff toy? Try the Fleshlight! It's like a fake pussy. Rather nice.
That wasn't such a bad crop today. Thanks for buying porn and I'll see you next!
How's it going? Need some penis links? Good.
Soy is making our penises smaller? I've thought about this too. It seems unlikely. If it were true then Asians would be feminine as compared to other populations.... Wait a sec.... No honestly, you can't eat a hormone, right? It breaks down in the digestive system, right? I wonder if there's any scientific evidence for this. The alarmist article of course links to no scientific studies.
On the subject of not filling out a condom, Germans have a problem too. How could I forget that debate. My theory is that all condoms are too large for most men in the entire world. When we take the time to scientifically measure properly, this is the mess we make. Kinsey was probably an inch too long. Still, having different sizes is really the way to go.
David Gest is weird. I don't usually write that about people so you know he must be a complete kook.
Sad but true: Women don't want to see your junk.
A blogger weighs in on India's Penis-gate.
The best article about India's Penis-gate that you'll ever read. This guy really knows his stuff.
Blogger compares female circumcision to male circumcision.
An article from SexualityAndU.ca.
An oldie but goodie post over at Measurection.com.
Dispelling myths about sexuality.
Yawn, Phallic Master tired. Buy some porn and I'll see you next!
How is everyone? Good, glad to hear it.
You know, it's not everyday that the Phallic Master opens his email to find awesome new links just begging to be posted. Today was one of those days. Check out this email I got from Dan:
you can use my pics if you want :))
Thanks Dan, I hope you'll be getting a lot of hits for your hi-res pics from here on in.
"Puri also told Reuters one of the reasons for the high failure rate was that couples were eager to put the condoms on in a hurry because of the size discrepancy." What? This is another story on India's penis-gate. But I completely don't understand the quote. So if the condom is too big you want to get it on as fast as possible? Why? Because you fear your erection might go down a little?
"From an erection standpoint, anything that's good for your heart is good for your penis" That's what I'm always telling you: stay healthy. Lose weight, eat well, exercise, you'll have a bigger penis. Maybe Bally's should put that into their ads?
What the-?!?! Dildo combat. How did I miss this trend?
Instant Classic: An Open Letter From A Black Guy To His Average-Sized Penis
Is World-Sex-Records.com back? It appears so.
A blog about race and penis size. I wonder where the blogger got his data, but entertaining nonetheless.
According to this blog anecdote, the Japanese think Americans have larger - but softer - penises.
India-inspired penis size blog discussion.
Interesting theory on Indian penis size. To sum: Due to arrainged marriage, Indian men have less testosterone as compared to other populations. They don't have to compete for brides so aggression bears no reproductive advantage. If this is the case, then Chinese people will have the highest levels of testosterone in the world if they don't now. The only reason I doubt this theory is because usually the hottest women have the lowest levels of testosterone and high levels of estrogen. (At least that's my theory.) So when the most aggresive men marry the hottest and most passive women, their offspring are relatively balanced. Or something.
Do women like tall men becuase they think they'll have larger penises? I dunno. I always suspected that women thought about a guy's penis when they see a tall dude. Height probably is a good rough estimate (the Definitive Survey bears this out) so maybe if a woman says she likes "tall" men, she really is a size queen? Maybe she doesn't even realize it herself? Or maybe she just likes tall guys. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Using penis size to quench your thrist for vengeance.
More on the Chinese penis transplant that went bad. So now we finally know: The guy's wife didn't like it. She probably thought she would never have to have sex again after he lost his dong. She was probably ecstatic. And then they went and pasted a frankendong between his legs. Sometimes I think if women ruled the world, all sex would cease to happen. But maybe I'm reading too much into this. It was probably grotesque. Who would want something like that inside of them? If you're a porn star I guess you don't care, but if you're living in the Chinese countryside...
Whew! A lot of links today. See you next!
How is everyone? I was up early so....
At least after torturing this guy, he'll have a bigger penis. The American-supported Iraqi police are considerate that way. I could write something here about how I think the Bush administration are a bunch of treasonous crooks who deserve to be imprisoned and how Iraq is a huge fuck up, a war-contractor feeding-frenzy, and a violation of basic human rights, but let's get back to penis size!
Awesome pic from a sex museum in Amsterdam.
Nice little recap of penis size sotries on the BBC.
Another decent blog post on penis size.
Creatine might shrink your penis!?! Run!
World famous Purdue inflatable penis.
Ed Norton and Brad Pitt sing the penis song.
Wow, didn't have much to say today. Oh well. You know how it goes. Everyone, enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Hi everybody! How's it going?
Remember that weird letter I got yesterday? Well, he wrote me back:
Well, since i like my male member quite a lot, maybe tips on masturbation, autofellatio, pictures of penises so i could compare
You can find pictures in my pictures section. That's easy enough. As for masturbation and autofellatio, I do have one link to SoloSuck.com. It's in the Other Stuff section. I currently don't have a system to send stuff to phones. Good luck!
More on the Indian penis size study. Apparently there is some sort of international standard for condom size. And Indians don't measure up. I doubt that's the case. I bet the Indians have simply done a much more exhaustive survey than has ever been done before. So now we know the truth. Or, conversely, we should have different size condoms anyway. Honestly, that's the best solution. One size fits all just won't cut it.
More on the Foley scandal. You know, I have a friend who has some inner-knowledge of the way Washington works. Apparently they love the gays. Repugs and Dems alike. Young gay men spend all their time working (they have no families and are forbidden by law to marry thus disencouraging lasting relationships), are meticulous and intelligent, and - because many need to keep one foot in the closet - don't socialize as much as their hetero peers (who use a Washington pageship to bone as many women as possible anyway). But what about all the hetero shenanigans? Oh yeah, the 17-year-old was a "child". Washington DC? One big orgy. Really it's the hypocrisy of this guy that people hate. So, who's to blame for the Foley scandal? Penis. Welcome to the real world. Enjoy your stay.
Out of all the racy shit Spencer's Gifts sells, they get into trouble for "Pornaments". What the Hell? Do people have anything better to do? Wait, the anti-pornament campaign is being spearheaded by one of this planet's mental abortions: Jack Thompson. Jack, you're an ass. No one cares about any of this shit. You need to go to Thailand and fuck about 300 whores to get it out of your system. (And maybe even have them fuck you a few times.) Hey, this guy have to make money? Does he live off a family fortune?
Do not - I repeat - DO NOT get a penis enlargement surgery! What's wrong with you people? Don't you have the Internet? Do some research! There's basically no such thing as a penis enlargement surgery. All it is is butchers - uh, I mean "doctors" - molding your junk like playdoh. They don't have any guidelines nor do they have much case history to go on. Please, for the love of God, stop letting strange men near your junk with a shiny scalpel. Mor on the story.
An old article, but a really good one. One interesting tidbit: Apparently a 1991 study found that Kinsey's measuring technique was flawed. Hmmmmm, why have I not read about this before? Many have suggested that Kinsey's stats are about one inch too long.
Another excellent older article. (Can you tell I ran out of links rather early today?)
An older anti-enlargement article.
What the Hell? I was sure I had linked to this article before. Oh well, I did a search and couldn't find it. Good article.
Here's a fun article comparing penis size to height.
More Jude Law penis. I should have linked to this article long ago. Do people really think he's small? Looks pretty normal to me. In fact, I think he's a little on the large size. Do we need a poll? He ain't no Ewan McGregor, but then again, who is?
That's all for today. Please buy some porn and I'll see you next!
How's everyone doing? I hope all's well. Got a email today:
OK, buddy, I have had a look at your site and I don't even begin to understand the structure of it, but that is OK, because it seems like you are referring a lot of viewers to my blog which is:
Memoirs of a Whoremonger
http://frans-hals.blogspot.com/
Looks like people are coming to look at my Prostitution FAQ, which has a section on penis size.
Seeing that one good turn deserves another, I have put a copy of your banner in my links section, as it is the least I can do, and hope that you will do something with my URL. (Like I say, I don't understand the layout of your site at all.)
James B. Logwriter
Thanks! Hey, I wish I could make it more simple, but I'm trying to do a lot of things. And organize a TON of information. I've been thinking about a redesign. If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know. I may go with a more traditional blog style just so as not to cofuse people. I hope you keep up your blog, it's really good.
Got a weird email:
Would love to visit your site. How about sending some info to my phone? I'd appreciate it. Just reply to this message. Thanks
Wha-? Hey, are you trying to surf this site on your phone? Good luck. A lot of people apparently can't navigate it on a normal web browser - as evidenced by the letter above. No, the PSLL is not optimized for cell phones.
Big News! Thanks to James B. Logwriter, for sending this in.
"Scientists at the country’s premier medical research institute have just concluded an extensive two-year study of the penis sizes of Indian men. In the next few months, they will recommend condom sizes that are right for the Indian population so as to reduce the rate of failure." I wish there had been more info in the article, but this is interesting. I get the feeling most condom manufacturers came up with sizes by pulling the numbers out of their ass. Or by using the Kinsey stats. Since condoms have been made for thousands of years, I wonder how they sized them. Maybe there was more nudity and seeing another's erect penis wasn't so unusual? I sort of feel that our modern day obsession with the size of penises might have something to do with the fact that you rarely see another guy's penis in today's society. (Unless you're gay.) So you're always left wondering how you measure up or what the other guys look like. Well, not everyone is going to wonder those things, but due to lack of information, you might just be left with these thoughts. But kudos to the Indians for taking the time to see just what size condoms their population needs. It would be better to come up with some sort of simple sizing system and sell different sizes, but I guess society is not to that point yet. Maybe you can judge the sophistication of a society by the condom sizes it offers? Just a crazy theory....
More on that Indian study. Apparently they've got the results correlated with socio-economic status and region. First the Kama Sutra, and now this? The greatest penis size survey in the hostory of the world? I garantee you that every sex researcher in the universe is going to want to see those results. The Phallic Master is rubbing his greedy little hands with anticipation. Are rich Indians better hung than poorer Indians? How about city versus country Indians? We're going to find out soon enough! I can't wait!
Reuters on the Indian penis survey. Awesome. More info. (I think.) 60% of Indians don't need that extra inch of condom? Wow. How did the condom manufacturers come up with these numbers?
"A large study has shown that the female snail, Nucella Lapillus, has started to grow a penis." You have to scroll down to the bottom for this one. Okay, if pollution makes our penises bigger, then maybe I should reconsider my stance. Then again, I don't know if i want penises on my women. Naaaahhh!
Oliver Reed has a giant penis door knocker. Now, if only I knew who Oliver Reed was. He's some sort of actor. Gay? What do you think? I know I wouldn't be getting laid much, star or not, if I had a giant penis hanging on my door. Wait a sec...
A cartoon character with no pants on is becoming popular.
"English Associate Professor Barry Mauer was cleared Nov. 21 by the provost's office of charges that he harassed four students, who said his blog contained offensive comments about them, including that they were 'insecure of their masculinity because of their small penises and their secret undergarments fetishes.'" Hey kids, once you get into the real world, you'll figure out that you're full of crap. Quit listening to Rush Limbaugh and masturbate more. Ever heard of the Internet? It was invented to help you jerk off you know. Use it.
"It is vital that men view their penis as a barometer for their general health and specifically their cardiac health. This study shows that any changes in the quality of erection, for example, hardness, could indicate a serious underlying CVD risk and should be discussed with a healthcare professional." Guys, be careful out there. Eat right, get exercise, and fuck like rabbits.
Update on the German skull and soldiers story. I still don't have any pics. Someone email me?
Ever wonder what the future leaders of America do in college? Wonder no more. They pretty much do what you did (if you went to college) except they don't have to worry about getting arrested, because their dad owns the police. Ahh, it's nice to be a rich bastard.
Guys, DO NOT SEND PICS OF YOUR PENIS TO UNDERAGE GIRLS! Those underage girls aren't underage girls at all. They're fat, balding, 50-something cops who get paid to sit on their ass and eat donuts all day while cyber-sexing with pervs like you in chat rooms. It's our tax dollars at work. A 17-year-old girl is into you online? She's a cop. Just drive around the streets looking for runaways like everyone else. Jesus, put some work into your perversity for heaven's sake! A little meth and an alley and you don't need to go through all this stupid Internet BS! (Just for the record, I think this is entrapment. Girls NEVER come onto guys EVAR! So when a strange girl is friendly with you on the Internet, BOOM - not fair. I mean, did these cops ignore his first 5 messages and then only start answering him after a year? Yeah, that's what I thought.)
Penis size on a blog called "Forced Feminization Stories". I'm not going to be reading too much. It sounds violent.
Blogger criticizes Dr. Raj Persaud.
Not such a great crop of links today. Maybe I should up my standards a little. Not get so bogged down in the little fish. Hmmmm. I'll think about it. All I know is I'm constantly defining this site. Everyday. With every link. It's tough. Please email me if there's something you'd like to see more of. I'd appreciate it. Oh, and buy some porn!
Oh man, it's been a while. I had some computer problems, personal problems, and other kinds of problems even! But enough with excuses, let's get to the links! (I sure do have my work cut out for me today!)
Check out this email I got:
Hello,
Do you think I could get you to add my group to your Yahoo groups links?
Regards,
Paul
Sure thing, Paul. Your group is fan-fucking-tastic and I am glad you wrote me. Everyone go visit.
Here's a followup letter to a story about trangender restrooms. And another.
More info on the spray on condom. Sounds good!
Ouch! Botched circumcision! How often does this happen? Maybe we don't want to know?
Man circumcised against his will. You go into a hospital because you got a growth on your dong and you leave without your foreskin? The guy should sue for 100 gazillion million.
Things aren't going well for the penis pump judge. Dude, just give up. Guilty or no, everyone thinks you did it. Hey, you got caught pumping. So what? Welcome to the Phallic Master's world.
Penis ship in Kingdom Hearts 2
So, spam is growing. Tell me something I don't know.
Wait, Screech has a big penis? Maybe life is fair.
What do prostitutes think of penis size?
A little blog post about the penis size dangers of pesticides. Be afraid, be very afraid. Of pesticides.
Is objectification of men becoming more common? Hmmmmm. Thanks to the Internet, everything is becoming more common. Objectification? Pshaw! We're all objects. Deal with it. (What, are you anti-vivisectionist too?) Very well-written, academic, and intellectual post.
What Internet does this guy live on? All his hypothetical examples of stupid sites actually exist! Dude, ever heard of Google? (Or the PSLL?) But entertaining article nonetheless.
Are beta-males born or made? What the Hell? Women are naturally controlling? I guess that explains a lot. Maybe this Elise Sutton is on to something here. It certainly feels to me like women are starting to take over. How can men compete when we spend half our time chasing after them and they spend all their time learning to control us? Be afraid, be very afraid. Of women.
"Insulting a man's penis size is not a valid rhetorical strategy for winning an argument."
This is why the Internet was invented - posts like this one. Poor guy blogs about his painful penis memories of high school.
More naked rugby players? Just one, but whats the deal? These guys need money?
Thanks everyone! I'll see you next!
How is everyone today? Enjoying the season? Shall we go on a penis news finding adventure together?
"My first boyfriend had a huge penis." Oh yeah baby, tell me more! Fap fap fap... Unfortunately, there ain't much more.
Police dogs are a danger to your penis. And probably your civil rights and inherent human liberty as well, but I'm worried mostly about my penis.
I guess I'm supposed to feel bad for the plaintif or something, but c'mon, this is some funny shit. Dude, you can't do that kind of shit at work! Christ, were you raised in a free-love commune? Hmmmm, maybe he was... Damn. Why couldn't I have grown up like the Arquettes? Ain't I a man? Don't I deserve thousands of anonymous sexual partners during puberty? If you stroke my dick, do I not cum?
I hereby dub today, Sexual harrassment Thursday in honor of all the sexual harrassment stories. All two of them. Maybe men and women can't work together. Maybe our brains are just too different. In a perfect world, all women would be whores, and all men would be soldiers. Yup, I'm officially crazy.
The arts. I like to support them. Here's a blogger who got a great pic of one of the guy's works. If I can find more of the guy's stuff in the future, I'll post it. In the meantime, email me links if you find something!
Let's talk about sex... An interesting little window into an obscure Muslim community.
A mother traumatised by her son's circumcision. Why the Hell do we do this again?
Have trouble with condoms that don't fit? Get ready for the new, spray on condom! With all the stories circulating of guys who can't use normal condoms, I think this is a great idea. Within the general population (99% of men) we have penises from 3 to 9 inches, not to mention different widths. That's not counting the tiny extremes: micropenis conditions or men with abnormal growth problems. So how can one size possibly fit all? This is a great idea but I would be wary to spray a chemical on my dong. Plus, I doubt it could be as effective as a normal condom.
When small dogs see large human penises, they can be traumatised.
Great article on circumcision.
There is a such thing as huge white penis! Just look at these pics!
I'm so worn out after typing my fingers to the bone serving up all these links. I hope you all liked them. Oh and buy some porn. See you next!
Oh man, I got that bad pre-holiday feeling in my gut. Is something bad on the horizon? Hey, let's forget about pessimism and find some new penis size links!
Is this online child predator stuff really this bad? I doubt it. The news is always sensationalizing. I can't believe the severity of the problem. Yeah, there's guys that want to cyber with someone who claims to be 15. But should the cyber part be illegal? Is it illegal? What if the 15-year-old is really a 30-year-old reporter? All I know is that I stay away from cybering. Government-approved porn like that which I link to is where it's at. Yeah, government-approved, they all abide by 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements. That's your tax-dollars at work: making sure your porn is child free. Heaven forbid some "child" becomes hugely wealthy and a big celebrity through doing porn like Tracy Lords or anything. That would be tragic. It's so sad how she turned out rich and famous. Must be tough for her. (Oh, and I linked to the story because of the perv who brags about having a large penis.)
Is it wrong for me to laugh at this story? I'm sure the guy's an exhibitionist, but maybe he has a sense of humor. It's twisted, but think about a woman opening up her Iraqi-soldier-husband's letter to find a pic of some old dude's penis. Maybe he's a comic genius? Maybe Sascha Baron Cohen should watch out because he's got competition.
Cure for peyronie's disease? What an awful thing to get. Some guys just have a litle curve and don't mind. But for some, the condition can be debilitating. Why the Hell aren't we rioting in the streets for a cure? Brother, you could be next!
This guy had to have one Hell of a dick. This might make an awesome little short story. Hmmmmm.
Technology provides more ways to sexually assault. I thought I'd never see the day when you could expose yourself to someone in a dozen plus different ways! God's world is beautiful!
"...eating fatty foods that lead to cholesterol-saturated blood and hardened arteries will shorten your penis." OMG, time to start that diet! I'm starting to think that maybe penis size is an indicator of overall health. Sort of like a peacock's plumage. Now that would be interesting research: is there any correlation between penis size and overall health? I think you'd have to control for proportion. I still think a larger body means a larger penis. It just makes sense.
Cut off part of the penis, don't get AIDS. Hmmmm. I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Interesting forum thread trying to discover the cause of "visible penis lines".
One man raises his fist against the cosmos and asks the eternal question.
Brief rundown of animal-penis facts.
Sometimes I think, do I really want to take a trip deep into the mind of woman? And then, there I am, looking for the Heart of Darkness. Ah heck, it ain't that disturbing. It's really a nice piece of writing.
A good review of "The Perfect Penis".
Japanese penis festival thingie.
I've always wondered what it would be like to make fun of spam. I briefly toyed with the idea of making a make-fun-of-spam blog. Since about 10 people in the world write all the spam, it's probably not going to be a very productive blog. What, I'm going to make fun of the same fifty screwups over and over?
Tiny little mention, almost not worth it
Durex' new viral marketing site. Do you likey?
What the Hell? People been blogging or what? I'm fucking worn out after all those links. Okay, hope you likey and I'll see you next!
How was your Thanksgiving weekend? Phallic Master saw the family, had some turkey, and relaxed. It was all good - as the wise man once said. You want some links? I'll give you some links!
Want to know what women really think about penis size? "If men, rather than be fixated on the size of their penis, were instead proud of the size of their hearts and the enormous compassion and love for their mothers, sisters, wives and daughters, Maureen wouldn't have been buried on Monday". That was cheery.
Here's some guys on a gay forum talking about what happens after they get out of the pool.
A little investigative reporting on how HumanForSale.com prices penises.
A transsexual writes about going through hormone therapy.
Blogger puts together a nice collection of Snopes' accidental penis pics.
A man bearing his soul to a friend.
"Q I recently started dating a very attractive man. Last week during a heavy petting session, I discovered that he has a very small penis. I didn't say anything at the time, but I'm afraid to have sex with him because I might not enjoy it. Can you recommend any ways to help make sex satisfying for both of us?" Have I linked to this before? Sounds familiar. Then again, it all sounds familiar. Very well-written article though. The author's done her research.
Here's an interesting book (that would make a great Christmas gift!):
From the publisher: "A large number of famous artists, writers, philosophers, statesmen, scientists, and even saints recorded their thoughts about sex in diary entries, memoirs, love letters, poems and jokes. In History Laid Bare, Zacks unearths scores of these intimate writings. The result is a provocative, engaging and funny look at a rarely seen side of history."
From the author's bio: "After a decade as a journalist, Zacks wrote his first book, 'History Laid Bare' (HarperCollins, 1994). Excerpted in Harpers and Details, reviewed in Newsweek and People, covered in the NY Times Sunday magazine, the book aimed to deliver all kinds of authentic primary source accounts about sex and love through the ages, from Mark Twain's jokes about penis size to Abe Lincoln's letter about being rejected by a very fat woman. The NY Times opined that the 'book by Richard Zacks specializes in the raunchy and perverse.'" What can I say? The book's on my list.
I know what you want, more penis. How about a naked Rugby player? There see, you didn't have to wait long.
Okay, that's all for now. Welcome to the holiday season and I'll see you next!
And so, the holiday season marches on. I hope you're all having a good time with your families. If not, don't worry, there's always porn.
Here's a really good article on peyronie's disease.
Which bathroom do you use if you're intersex? Wow, I never thought of it. I just assumed they used the men's room because come on, us guys don't give a crap. But maybe I'm missing something here? If I were a TV producer, I'd be interested in a reality show where you follow an intersex individual around. Wait, I got it - "The Real World: Unusual People". Yeah, you put together a bunch of kids in their late teens/early twenties, stick them in a house in a major city, and watch them "get real". Don't TV people have any imagination?
Good article on the first penis pump and nutritional supplements. There's nothing new under the sun.
Wow, it's like intersex goldmine today. Usually I don't find this many articles on intersex. I got a feeling this intersex thing is really going to take off. First gay rights and now...intersex rights? Interesting. Sounds good to me. I have a feeling that if the intersex movement achieves some degree of visibility in the US, then questions of homosexuality will become moot. Because, who do you tell an intersex individual to fuck? A man? A woman? Only other intersex people? Is there any intersex porn? I used to work in a porn store and this otherwise normal seeming guy (who I think was hitting on me a little) told me something a little personal. He said, "Don't laugh, okay? Please? I'm going to tell you what I want in a person." I thought he was going to describe his ideal male partner because the guy rented a ton of gay porn, but was I wrong. He says, "I want to find a person with a penis and a vagina." Yeah, I laughed, and felt bad. He was a nice guy. And then he tells me a story of his first love. You guessed it, an intersex individual with a fully functional penis and vagina. This person lived as an extremely beautiful woman and worked as a prostitute. An extremely high-priced prostitute. (Bing!) A lightbulb just went off over my head. I finally know what my first novel is going to be about. Thanks PSLL!
Hot hot hot blog post. If this don't make you hard, what the Hell will?
Is there anything wrong with a woman blogging about penis size? Isn't it the most pure, most beautiful, most wonderful thing in the world? I am the Phallic Master, and I have spoken. (I swear I ain't going crazy. Yeah, I don't believe me either.)
From Answerology: When do you start thinking about penis size? A little twist on the typical penis size question. Damn, I gotta get a new line of work.
This article has ... something ... to do with penis size. What that something is, I'm not sure. I'll let you be the judge.
Good article on the history of snake-oil-salesmen. Damn, why can't I get in on the sanke-oil action? What do I gotta do before you people will buy shit? Lie? Damn.
Here's a good article from the University of Arizona on penis enlargement.
Finally, you guys ever heard of CafePress? They've created a customized system where anyone can make a T-shirt, a mug, or a million other things. If you want to find an unusual Christmas present, this is the place to go. Go ahead, type anything into the search box below and see what comes up. (Try "penis".)
Happy Thanksgiving! I thought I wasn't going to post today, but I have just enough time! No need to thank me.
In honor of Thanksgiving: Giving thanks to the penis pump. Hey uh, be careful with those things, all right?
"Erectile dysfunction appears to be a harbinger of more serious ailments". Be careful out there guys. Want a bigger erection? eat right, lose weight, exercise. Yeah, it'd be cooler if there was a pill that did it, but you can't get something for nothing.
Want people to be healthy? Tell them the alternative is a smaller penis. I wonder if this penis-scare shit works? Could the same principal be applied to political campaigns? Vote for my opponent and get a smaller penis. Or, only small-penises vote for so and so. Maybe I should run for office?
So here's a little episode recap of the current Real World. Why isn't there a show on TV about young, hedonistic women trying to fuck their way through a major city? Too unrealistic? Maybe we need a reality pron version? The closest thing I could come up with online is BrandiBelle.com. It's pretty good, but I need more.
A thoughtful blog about our coarsening society. Ya know, information can do that. Not surprisingly, I think educated people are a little more comfortable discussing "taboo" subjects than laymen. Maybe we're all getting smarter? Actually, we are: Thank you Flynn Effect.
Diego Luna naked. Since the celebrity section is one of the most popular on the PSLL, I have to keep up with this shit.
Haha, an ultrasound what looks like pron.
An older story, but a goodie. For some reason, when this study broke it was reported all over the place. I guess people really believed that your shoe size was an indicator of penis length? Another topic addressed is measuring. The scientists who conducted the research used stretched length. I'm starting to think that stretched length is the way to go. You get past all sorts of problems regarding shape. You still need an erection to measure width, but stretched length is probably an accurate indicator of erect length. I know there have been some studies comparing stretched length with erection length. If I remember correctly, they were very similar. If you don't know, stretched length is when you measure from the top of the penis, same way as if you had an erection, but you do it while the penis is flaccid. You grab the head and pull it out as far as it'll go. Usually you have some assistants do this. Another advantage is that the subjects don't have to do shit except put up with their junk being played with. I usually pay about $50 bucks for someone to play with my junk so really it's a bargain for the subjects.
You ever wanted to see a guy get his dick caught in a mousetrap? Yeah, me too. No need to thank me.
Wow, a blog after my own heart! This guy basically takes spam and makes art out of it. Good shit. I've been trying to do it for years with no success.
I'm throwing in the towel for today. Have a good holiday!
Happy Turkey day motherfuckers! Hope you all have fulfilling shit to do. Me, I'm going to do what I do everyday, save looking for more links. I'm taking the day off. I'll be back soon, but in the meantime, satisfy yourself with this update!
If you published gay porn for a living, what would you say is the ideal penis?
"abusive wives hit below the belt, usually jeering at a man's sexual prowess or lack of it, or the size of his penis". I always think the average woman has little conception of penis size. Most of the time, I think women make fun of size just to hurt a guy. They really haven't done any systematic study of the subject - like the Phallic Master, for instance. If a woman makes fun of your penis just say, "Is that what you were thinking last time you were cumming on it?"
Dude angry at a doctor for screwing up his penis enlargement mails him a bomb. Like I've said before, guys, don't let anyone near your junk with a sharp, shiny knife. Nothing good will come of it.
A picture of a penis. But not what you expect.
This penis-type joke list has been popping up in email for years. Some blogger finally had the brains to blog it.
Here's something interesting. It's a lesbian on penis size. I like her answer.
From a forum for transgender folks: The effects of estrogen on penis size. So the penis may shrink a little when the estrogen balance trends up in the body. Could it be that penis size has a lot to do with being healthy, eating right, and exercising (thus getting those testosterone levels up)? Maybe. But the effect of estrogen must vary between individuals. As to how large an effect this has, it's true that people's erection size varies. Could this be a function of hormone balance amongst other things? I guess the real question is how to tip the hormone balance to all testosterone all the time. I would wonder what effect that might have. Taking testosterone intraveneously as do bodybuilders might not have positive effects on penis size because of the artificiality. Maybe I'll do some research this weekend. (Oh man, I feel like a mad scientist.)
Whoa, awesome discussion from awesome site! I can't believe I never found this before. Very similar to the discussion on PenisSizeDebate.com. Sweet.
Well, that's it for now. Have a happy Turkey Day everybody!
How's everyone? Are you starving for some penis size info? Good, let's get to it.
Look, guys, you don't have to resort to torturing someone. Just visit the PSLL! These cops in Malaysia interrogated a dude by constantly asking him about his schlong size. Wow, I had no idea how I came off. Sorry folks!
Uhhhh, I got to get to Paris - fast! I love it when women got to pick out penis size. What could be more fun? Honey on a biscuit? Close.
Don't even think about fucking this dude's daughter. And don't show her your penis on webcam either. Even if she does show you her 14-year-old melons. I'm surprised this violent fuck didn't try to find the cousin and beat the shit out of him. Now see, this is the kind of dude who should be behind bars. You gonna beat the shit out of your own 14-year-old daughter? I got no respect for you. He's going to traumatize the poor girl for life. She'll probably never be fully able to experience one of the great joys in life without feeling stressed - sexual pleasure. All because her Dad is an ass. Or maybe he subconsciously wants to fuck her. (If she were fat and ugly, I bet the guy wouldn't give a fuck. He'd think, "My ugly, little daughter can use all the help she can get when it comes to getting some dick. Better to try and trap some guy with a baby now before she hits the wall. At the rate she's going, that'll probably be 23.") Who knows why people get incensed that someone is experiencing sexual pleasure. Maybe they feel left out? Sick fucks. Maybe that's why some hate gays. If they can't join in, they're gonna beat the shit out of you. Those who would deny sexual pleasure are just as perverted as those we call "perverts". Yeah, you can't just walk around on the street and wank off (most of the time), but so what if you do? Do we need to administer a lobotomy? We need a castration? Everyone fucking relax, shut the fuck up, and use some goddamn logic. A 14-year-old sees a penis on a computer monitor. Oh fuck, let's call the goddamn army. Is there an innocent country around we can invade? There is one detail this story is missing: What cup size is this girl? I can't really picture the story till I get that info. Hey press, thanks for nothing.
Talking about big guy/small girl problems on SexualForums.com. Nice site, ain't run across it before.
Great forum post about a girl who can't get enough of an asshole. Isn't that always the way?
Thank you MySpace! I know I'm going to get a shit ton of penis size writing now that MySpace is blogging.
Now here's a good link. The guy's taken the Kinsey data, the Durex data, and the Definitive Penis Size Survey data and put together interactive graphs you can play with. Nice.
The same author from the last link also has a nice reference to penis size measuring. Apparently, scientific studies show that measuring the penis is highly imprecise. Just what I've always suspected.
A two-year-old article on spam. Hey, sometimes information is boring. What can I do?
Dr. Drew gives a pretty good answer to how big a teen's penis should be in his FAQ.
All right, maybe I was a little stingy with the links today. But if you want more, I got an option for you. Break out your credit card and head on over to XXXSuperSize.com. This is an all-access pass to every site in TopBucks.com's reality portfolio. These are the same people who make HerFirstBigCock.com. It's one of the biggest companies in Internet porn. Access all their reality sites for one low price. And yeah, there's free stuff. Just do me a favor and buy something?
Did everyone have a good weekend? I had a great weekend! Not least of all because I was interviewed on the Get Laid Radio show! If you want to hear my voice, go check it out - episode 21. It's a great show and I recommend everyone give it a listen. You can also hear the show at RadioRevolt.com. Email me and let me know what you thought!
Finally, a hard-hitting expose on the Daniel Craig penis double controversy! That's right press, earn your fucking keep. What I want to know is, why hasn't anyone asked this question before? (Why the Hell wasn't I, the Phallic Master wondering?) So, in a nutshell: If Craig is hung, why the penis doubles? I suspect a brilliant PR campaign.
A student asks Dr. Drew, "How does someone maximize someone's orgasm if the boyfriend's penis is too small?" The answer is hilarious. Hey Adam, time to add another point to Dr. Drew's joke point tally.
Pumpgate is going to trial. I wonder though, why the Hell would you be embarrassed? After word gets out that you threw away your penis pump, just make a public statement: "Ladies, I threw the pump away because I didn't want to get past 10 inches. Please don't call all at once, my answering machine can only handle so many messages."
Wait, so talking about penis size means you're crazy? That explains a lot. I'm going to pretend like I didn't read that article.
So Danny Bonaduce is photocopying his dick in front of his kid? He must have a huge dick. You know, I saw the guy at a restaurant once. His wife is smoking hot. A 9 at least. Guys like that I just want to tell them, sit down, shut up, and fuck your wife - or I'll do it for you. Stop with your bullshit. (I say that but I'm sure if I were a celebrity, I'd be just as crazy. Woo hoo!)
I'm not sure if you can see the guy's dick in this picture, but he's pulling a motherfucking car with it! What the Hell is wrong with people? Parody penis enlargement site detailing new enlargement method going live in 3...2...1... Maybe this guy just ain't all that big so he wants to show off somehow. Hmmm, maybe he'll start a trend.
Here's a gay guy who hates gay size queens. Interesting perspective. I hate size queens who want penises bigger than mine. If my size is their limit, I got no problems.
Wow, I love this idea! I've been thinking about some sort of PSLL merchandising. I think I might use this. Cafe Press, here I come!
Interesting theory from the ThundersPlace.Org board on how pelvic tilt affects penis size. I think there are a lot of factors that affect penis size. Propotion is one. A penis that looks huge on a 100-pund guy will look tiny on 200-pound guy. Plus body fat percentage, the size of your torso, your height - these things probably all affect percieved penis size. And then women get excited varying amounts when they have sex so maybe they can't tell through penetration how large a guy might be with any accuracy. Aside from dunking your dong in water to get volume, we don't even have a very good way to measure. Damn, it's so frustrating that penis size science is in its infancy. Mark my words, some day man will know 1000 times more about penis size and with that knowledge we will conquer the universe. (Cue orchestral sci-fi music.)
The most disturbing dream ever for a straight man. Good thing this blogger is gay. Thank God I don't remember my dreams. Can you imagine what kind of sick shit goes on in the Phallic Master's subconscious?
"an adequate length of a bulls penis is that it should reach almost between the front legs during full erection and extention" If I have to get reincarnated, I hope it's as a bull. God, you listening?
There are some good pics here. You guys who love celebrity pics are gonna like this blog. The blogger loves to post celeb nudes. Some of these you might have seen before, but maybe he'll keep on top of things and get you the good news when it breaks. Lord knows I could use some help. I'm deluged by penis size news as it is.
A little rant against spam. He raises some interesting questions. All right, next link.
"Penissizedebate.com is fucking evil." Yep, this blogger hates one of my favorite sites. Okay, the reason I love PenisSizeDebate is because it turns me on. Female size queens turn me on. The genius author of PenisSizeDebate has crafted a detailed argument for supporting the existence of female size queens. And really, can you blame the guy? Most "Professionals" have tried to claim that size is never an issue one way or another. Now, I do believe it's true that men are more concerned with size than women and there are very few female size queens, but dammit, they exist. Vaginas and penises come in all sizes and shapes. Maybe the author of PenisSizeDebate shouldn't have made up data based on Internet boards and correspondence and presented it as factual, but then he wouldn't have gotten a huge response. People always want to know the "truth". Well, sometimes the answer is "nobody really knows". My advice? Shoot as cum as you can into as many women as possible and die fucking. If one woman don't like your dick, there's billions more. Oh, and lest you think the blogger has a small peener, check out this blog.
This is just some MySpacer reposting the Neo-tech chart, but what surprises me is how popular this chart is. It keeps getting copied and linked all over the Internet. Granted, it was the first penis-size related info on the Internet, but it's full of inaccuracies or just made-up facts. Are these numbers from the Kinsey data? I can't fucking tell. What the Hell is with the numbers in parenthesis - what do they mean? "Increasing physical and psychological stimulation"? Where did they get that shit? Was it from Gary Griffin's book? I think part of this chart's popularity is explained in that it turns women on. Women love to post this thing.
Last scour for broken links: October 24, 2006
Oh, you lookin' for the archive? There ain't none. All these links either go dead or I put them into the appropriate category minus my commentary. Is what I think all that important anyway?
